...And now, for something different!
I have a special treat today to celebrate the fifth day of Inn on the Edge. A romantic holiday letter, from Angie to Josh (the main characters of the novel), six months after their breathless escape from the Inn on the Edge Hotel and from the sex demon who held them captive there. Enjoy!
My Dearest Josh,
I've been in my studio trying to paint all morning, but I couldn't get anything done because I kept thinking about you. I miss you so much! I know you had to
go to this training conference for your new job - but it's crazy hard to have you
gone for two weeks.
How can they DO this to people, scheduling the conference
just before Christmas? Don't they know we're newlyweds and that this is our
first Christmas together? Are they heartless?
Anyway, I wanted to tell you what I was daydreaming about when I should have been painting.
It's the Storybuilder. You never got to experience the magic Storybuilder necklaces with me when we were
still at the Inn on the Edge, which breaks my heart. I know you've been
reluctant to use them, but Josh - it's been months and months since we escaped the
demon. We're safe now. We took care of Mr. Abiba! He's gone! We can play with the Storybuilder now. I know we can!
Still need convincing? Then let me tell you about my daydream.
Close the door to your office, my dear. Lower the lights, sit back in your swivel chair and make yourself comfortable ... prepare yourself for adventure!
First, we'll undress each other. We put Storybuilder Pendants over one
another's shoulders. You arrange mine so that it falls perfectly between my
breasts, and then you lean over and kiss me. (Like it so far?)
We say the magic words and the Storybuilder turns on.
Colorful speckles of light scatter over our faces, our bodies, looking for all
the world like miniature Christmas lights. Admiring the effect the light show
has on our nakedness, we nestle closer to each other. Before long I'm settled
on your lap. We kiss again, even though kissing isn't part of the formal script
that activates the magic. (Now I KNOW you're liking it!)
The sparkling lights die down, signaling that the magic is
ready. It's time to take turns building our Storyland. Quivering with
anticipation - this is so fun! - I choose the setting: we're in a castle, a
deserted castle in the middle of a dense forest.
We watch, wide-eyed, as real world of our bedroom fades away
and is replaced with magic. Rough stone walls materialize around us. The
ceiling is made of wide, hand-hewed beams. The flagstone floor is covered with
a hand-knotted carpet. Amazingly, impossibly, we're inside a drafty, cool
castle. It even smells old. (Did you expect it to look so REAL, Josh? I didn't, the first time!)
I decide the place should be decorated for Christmas, and
more things appear: a fifteen-foot Christmas tree in the corner of the room,
fat aromatic candles burning in a wide circle around us, bunting draped from
the ceiling and doorways, and, permeating the air, the smell of cloves and
cinnamon and eggnog. (Yes, that'll do nicely.)
Now it's your turn, Josh. You get to choose the characters
we'll portray in our own private Story Land. You think about it for a moment
while I gaze at your handsome flushed face - see? You're getting into this! -
and then you smile and tell me that you are the Lord of the Forest, a rich and
powerful man, who has had this charming wilderness castle built for one purpose
only - to share with his secret love...the parlor maid.
(So I'm to be a PARLOR MAID? You funny, funny man.)
We watch as we're magically draped in rich velvets and
supple leather (for the Lord of the Forest), and in a thin, ill-fitting frock
(for the parlor maid.)
(Thank you very much, Josh. Would it have been so bad to let
me have a ball gown?)
Then it's my turn to add to the Story again. I declare that
we need a banquet table heaped with the best food and drink, fresh and savory
and ready to eat. Because we're going to get hungry, after all I have planned
for us.
Arching your eyebrow, you quickly add an enormous
four-poster bed, complete with satin sheets and comforters and plenty of
pillows.
I add a mirror over the bed. Why not?
You add a box of sex toys. Again, why not?
And there you have it, Josh. The beginning of a Story. The
rest will have to wait until you are here, until we're together again. Until
then, I'll be thinking of nothing else.
With all my love,
Your Little Parlor Maid